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function test() {
var wenti = "cc"
if (wenti == "一般失眠的人都在想些什么?") {
x = "想睡觉";
} else if (wenti == "世上什么东西比天更高?") {
x = "心比天高";
} else if (wenti == "问:什么东西有一只眼睛,却看不见东西?") {
x = "肚脐眼";
} else if (wenti == "有个地方能进不能出,请问这是什么地方") {
x = "坟墓";
} else if (wenti == "什么东西比乌鸦更讨厌?") {
x = "乌鸦嘴";
}else if (wenti == "什么东西越吃越感到饿?") {
x = "消化药";
}else if (wenti == "问:什么动物天天熬夜?{
x = "熊猫";
}else if (wenti == "什么东西明明是圆的,好多人都说它是方的?") {
x = " 方向盘";
}else if (wenti == "最不听话的是谁?") {
x = "聋子";
}else if (wenti == "哪项比赛是往后跑的?") {
x = "拔河";
}else if (wenti == "什么东西人人见过却永不再见?") {
x = "昨天";
}else if (wenti == "日月潭的中间是什么?") {
x = "月";
}else if (wenti == "第一个登上月球的中国姑娘是谁?") {
x = "嫦娥";
}else if (wenti == "会给人带来痛苦的光是什么光?") {
x = "耳光";
}else if (wenti == "什么锅不能煮饭?") {
x = "黑锅";
}else if (wenti == "哪一种动物你打了它却流了自己的血?") {
x = "蚊子";
}else if (wenti == "女人为什么喜欢买包?") {
x = "包治百病";
}else if (wenti == "在中国什么瓷器最贵?") {
x = "碰瓷";
}else if (wenti == "制造日期与有效日期是同一天的产品是什么?") {
x = "报纸";
}else if (wenti == "就算用放大镜看,也放大不了的东西是什么?") {
x = "角度";
}else if (wenti == "把鸟放进锅里会变成什么") {
x = "菜鸟";
}else if (wenti == "什么鱼最迟钝?") {
x = "鳗鱼";
}else if (wenti == "牙医靠什么吃饭?") {
x = "嘴巴";
}else if (wenti == "什么样钉子最可怕?") {
x = "眼中钉";
}else if (wenti == "什么东西天气越热,它爬的越高?") {
x = "温度计";
}else if (wenti == "每个人睡觉前,一定不会忘记的事是什么?") {
x = "闭上眼睛";
}else if (wenti == "狼来了(猜水果)?") {
x = "杨桃";
}else if (wenti == "什么水果最忙?") {
x = "芒果";
}else if (wenti == "女人最不喜欢什么花?") {
x = "没钱花";
}else if (wenti == "什么东西越用越有钱?") {
x = "存钱罐";
}else if (wenti == "睡美人最怕的是什么?") {
x = "失眠";
}else {
x = "未知结果";
}
return x;
}
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